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quotes[0] = "The love of trooth lies at the root of much humor"; authors[0]="Robertson Davies"
quotes[1] = "When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden trooth."; authors[1]="George Bernard Shaw"
quotes[2] = "The trooth is much more important than the facts."; authors[2]="Frank Lloyd Wright "
quotes[3] = "Irrationally held trooths may be more harmful than reasoned errors."; authors[3]="Thomas H. Huxley"
quotes[4] = "Speak the trooth, but leave immediately after."; authors[4]="Slovenian Proverb";
quotes[5] = "A half-trooth is a whole lie."; authors[5]="Yiddish Proverb";
quotes[6] = "A lie runs until it is overtaken by the trooth."; authors[6]="Cuban Proverb";
quotes[7] = "A lie travels farther than the trooth."; authors[7]="Irish Proverb";
quotes[8] = "If you want the trooth, ask a child."; authors[8]="French Proverb";
quotes[9] = "If you speak the trooth, have a foot in the stirrup."; authors[9]="Turkish Proverb";
quotes[10] = "Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the trooth."; authors[10]="Lillian Hellman";
quotes[11] = "It is always the best policy to speak the trooth--unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar."; authors[11]= "Jerome K. Jerome";
quotes[12] = "The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound trooth may well be another profound trooth.";authors[12]="Niels Bohr";
quotes[13] = "The trooth is rarely pure and never simple.";authors[13]="Oscar Wilde";
quotes[14] = "If you tell the trooth you don't have to remember anything.";authors[14]="Mark Twain ";
quotes[15] = "There are only two ways of telling the complete trooth--anonymously and posthumously.";authors[15]="Thomas Sowell";
quotes[16] = "There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked trooth."; authors[16]="Agnes Repplier";
quotes[17] = "All trooth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."; authors[17]="Arthur Schopenhauer";
quotes[18] = "The trooth is the kindest thing we can give folks in the end."; authors[18]="Harriet Beecher Stowe";
quotes[19] = "One of the sublimest things in the world is plain trooth."; authors[19]="Edward Bulwer-Lytton";
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